roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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