i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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