i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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