You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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