So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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