Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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