goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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