ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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