I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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