we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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