OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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