People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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