next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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