so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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