Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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