it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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