Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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