Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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