I wannas sexs uuuuu
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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