He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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