You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He's a Shit stain on my heart
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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