what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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