Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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