Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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