i was rollin on her like bob the builder
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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