last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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