hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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