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Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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