i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i dont even know how to be here
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
