so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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