Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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