so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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