so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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