I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
he shaved USA in his pubs
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I can't turn off my feet"
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Randomize
