When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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