john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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