He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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