You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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