so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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