I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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