She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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