im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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