Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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