Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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