GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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