When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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