just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Randomize
