i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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