ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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