Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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