we have pet lesbian snakes
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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