i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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