is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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