What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
