butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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