You can't motorboat a personality
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Randomize
