the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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