I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize